SEAN MARTIN: a Brief (and Remarkably Uninformative) Biography

Artist, cartoonist, and author Sean Martin was born in the hamlet of _________________ in _________________, just south of the ____________ border. Now a resident of the charming city of ______________________ (near the sleep little festival village of __________________), his cartoons and illustrations are seen in a staggering _________________ publications (as well as ___________ websites) around the world.

He stands ___ feet, ____ inches tall, has __________ hair, and, thanks to a daily regimine of proper diet and exercise, weighs ______ pounds buck-ass naked.

 

(NB: A slight correction to the above is in order. Sean Martin was born in the town of ____________, not ___________ as previously stated. He now lives in the picturesque city of ______________, only a _____- hour drive from the bustling metropolis of ____________.

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